If you want to stay out of the pinch zone this St. Patrick's day, we suggest you smother yourself in a healthy helping of greens. You may have thought the tradition of being pinched for not wearing green on St. Patty's day was left behind with your childhood. But you'd be surprised at how entertaining some people find the act of pinching. We don't know about you, but we'd rather spend this holiday drinking green beer and eating some bangers and mash and not looking over our shoulder in fear of the dreaded pinch. So if you prefer to be kissed because your Irish and not pinched because your green-less, we suggest get your hands on some green.